Non-committal Thinker Gifts

'We're wavering between 'undecided' and 'no opinion.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Cactus seats.

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Protest

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

The Mainstream

"Things are looking up!"

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

Dare to be different.

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."