Non-committal Thinker T-Shirts

'We're wavering between 'undecided' and 'no opinion.'

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Cactus seats.

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

Protest

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Things are looking up!"

The Mainstream

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

Dare to be different.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"Picasso is at it again. I don't know what he does in there. all he says is that he's living his dream."

Frank Zappa

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"Without mentioning any names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our dress code."

"I beg to differ."

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"I used to be old, too, but it wasn't my cup of tea."