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'He's not a doctor or an athletic trainer. He's not even a coach!'

Crazy modern faiths - I believe I'll get back what I've paid into my pensionI believe my boyfriend will leave his wifeI believe that stuff I bought on Ebay will arrive.

"Tia Carmen, obviously a woman of your wisdom and knowledge has money socked away in savings, right?"

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"It's o.k., come on out."

Cactus seats.

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Things are looking up!"

"Every now and then, I find myself in a room filled with people who are wrong."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

Pole Vault Rules

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'We never think outside the box at this comapny, Firkman!'

Think Tank.

Joint Ventures!

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

Business man reading 'Thinking Outside the Chair'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'His thought process is non-linear. It bounces around like a tumbling tumbleweed!'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

"We could hire some sign-wavers to stand by the side of the road and advertise our product."

A stairway leading into a heart leads out from the brain.

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."