Nomadic Scribes Gifts

And as the sun sets over the hills...

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"Jose Rivera, who wrote the screenplay for 'The Motorcycle Diaries,' is the first Puerto Rican screenwriter to be nominated for an Oscar. He's known for incorporating his life experiences into his award-winning writing."

Waiting Room For Godot.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

Computer literate Monk

Dame Edna Sitwell

A writer goes sailing.

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

No crawling sign in the desert.

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

'What luck!'

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

Mobile library.

Writers strike.

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

Monk on PC.

Which useless activity are you doing on your electronic pacifier right now? My what? Your electronic pacifier. Your soother. Your binky. My iPhone is not a "binky". It's an indispensable tool, essential to keeping the busy, modern life running like a well-oiled machine. You can't stand to experience a single moment devoid of activity. Solitude makes you agitated, lonely, bored or insecure. Anytime you feel bad, you reach for your phone. It's your binky. My Twitter followers agree with me that yo

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

Last Chance to Piss in Bushes before Motorway

"You nomads sure deduct a lot of mileage.''

"I guess that I just made a career change from novelist to ghost writer."