Nomadic Scribes Gifts

And as the sun sets over the hills...

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'

Script/Director/Producer/Decency Panel.

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

Waiting Room For Godot.

'I still write all my novels longhand.'

A writer goes sailing.

"So basically, it's an autobiomeoirography!"

Computer literate Monk

Man skated through airport with rollers on pull bag.

'We have the ideas for product placement and now all we need is the script.'

No crawling sign in the desert.

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

'What luck!'

'Hold the front page, Brother Cuthbert!'

Writers strike.

Monk writing the scriptures on a roll

Mobile library.

'It's not his name - It's what he does all the time.'

'Your story is extremely sexist, dubious and dumb, the characters are one-dimensional and primitive. In other words - you wrote a bestseller, mister!'

Monk on PC.

"Philosopical argument needs an elephant in the room. Can you handle it, sweetie?"

Last Chance to Piss in Bushes before Motorway

"You nomads sure deduct a lot of mileage.''

"I guess that I just made a career change from novelist to ghost writer."

'You know it takes time to write a novel.'