Nomadic Nostalgist Gifts

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

The King In The Rain.

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Travel Scenes

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

Sally’s Tree

Farewell to the travellers

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

"When I was your age, I went outside everyday and did things."

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

Rome

"Gave up my imaginary friend at age 5. Reinvented him at 46."

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