Nomadic Nostalgist Mugs

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Somehow an electronic fish finder just isn't as exciting as a 'Ben fish finder'.'

'I almost get out the door and then my mom yells...'Don't you know it's February?!' And here I am again...looking like an eskimo.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

The King In The Rain.

"I never got the chance to be homesick. You tweeted about me 20 times a day."

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.

After traveling across the universe for thousands of years, an episode of "Leave It To Beaver" is received by an inhabitant of a distant galaxy.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Travel Scenes

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

"It's just the lockdown syndrome. You miss taking the subway to work."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"We're moving to someplace called Ur. It's an entirely new concept in group living."

Sally’s Tree

Farewell to the travellers

"If San Francisco was the Rome of the sixties, Vermont was the Athens."

'Elm and Oak? The streets were named after trees that were here before the developers cut them down.'

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

"When I was your age, I went outside everyday and did things."

"Gave up my imaginary friend at age 5. Reinvented him at 46."

'Which tape shall we watch, the wedding or the honeymoon?'

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

Rome