Noise Block Artists Gifts

Noise Pollution

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Jazz is Invented

First Word

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

A well-known poet lives on this street. Building Supplies. I just need one. She authored a prize-winning screenplay. That offensive lineman is a novelist. My journalist friend is rejecting calls from my number. It's frustrating. I just can't escape writer's block.

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Election Cancelling Headphones

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

Ding and Dong.

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"Your honor, I'd like to request a new defense attorney!"

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

Drum kit for sale...

'Not while I am the librarian.'

Man blows his nose in church and a child asks if it is the organ

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

Regulars' Earphones

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

A construction worker looks at building blocks instructions.

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

'Please tell me this is the bullet train and we will be breaking the sound barrier soon.'

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."