Noise Block Artists Gifts

Noise Pollution

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Jazz is Invented

First Word

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Election Cancelling Headphones

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'If I was wearing my 'what'?!'

Ding and Dong.

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

"Your honor, I'd like to request a new defense attorney!"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

Boy to mason: 'Aren't you a little old to be playing with blocks?'

Drum kit for sale...

'Breakfast! If anyone can hear me, it's time for breakfast.'

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

'Not while I am the librarian.'

Regulars' Earphones

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

'Please tell me this is the bullet train and we will be breaking the sound barrier soon.'

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

A construction worker looks at building blocks instructions.

Man blows his nose in church and a child asks if it is the organ

"Oh these are just my in-flight baby scream cancelling headphones."

'Mom forgot to do the laundry last night, so I made clothes out of Legos.'

You can never escape from stress because... the world is made up of only two kinds of people: those who ride motorcycles, and those who have to listen to the people riding them.