Nlp Gifts

Modeling Successful Performance leads to excellence

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

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Grim Reaper teaches dead languages at university,.

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

Ernie, as a scientist you should say the birds are "making aggressive vocalizations," not "feuding with tweets."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

"I translate books from English into better English."

'How God invented polish'

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

"Please tell the king I've remembered the punchline."

"You've been really interesting ever since we got through your origin story."

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

Olive Branch

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

Minced Oath Day 2022

"My wife's cooking doesn't agree with me. Come to think of it, neither does my wife."

Sartre at the Movies.

"You're writing in the masculine again."

"I won't date another AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

Department of Linguistics.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'i's' and cross the 't's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'Marcia, do we have anyone in legal who's fluent in both 'Mumbo' and 'Jumbo'?'

Gandhi

History

Penitentiary. "Attemptimg to escape prison" ... That's an incomplete sentence!