Nlp Pillows

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

"I can never remember, does 'barge' have one snake-head jackal, or two?"

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

'Dad's old school teacher was really strict. He still has to go back every night, to finish his detention!'

Grim Reaper teaches dead languages at university,.

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

"You sure know how to talk to sales clerks!"

"Are you sure they'll be able to read English?"

"This lovely song tall of a young woman on a spring day...happily comes across a fluorimeter with a fluid transfer system..."

"I translate books from English into better English."

'How God invented polish'

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

Olive Branch

"You've been really interesting ever since we got through your origin story."

"Please tell the king I've remembered the punchline."

Dr. Harper had a special eye exam chart made for hieroglyphics professor patient.

"Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school."

Minced Oath Day 2022

"My wife's cooking doesn't agree with me. Come to think of it, neither does my wife."

"You're writing in the masculine again."

Department of Linguistics.

"I won't date another AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'i's' and cross the 't's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

'Marcia, do we have anyone in legal who's fluent in both 'Mumbo' and 'Jumbo'?'

Gandhi

'What did you think I meant when I said I wanted to go clubbing?'