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Creak! Creep!! Creak!!! Our son's worried about varsity lacrosse tryouts. Relax. Pitter pat. Sigh! Who knew insomnia was contagious?

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"You know damn well what noise!"

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

Playing dustbins

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Bat

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

David Letterman

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Please. Don't get me started.'

A couple lie in bed

'Your parrot is driving me crazy.'

"It was a mistake to let the children chose their own instruments for the new music class...I have eleven cymbals, and Billy Fitzgerald chose the bagpipes!"

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."