Nighttime Humor Pillows

Giant cat sleeps on a building

Bed Seasons

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

A man and his baby are wearing bibs with images of what they are eating.

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Ha ha ha, it's him again! He always makes me laugh.'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Couldn't he just lie at the foot of the bed like other dogs?'

"Read it again, Daddy!"

"I'd know my tinnitus anywhere and this isn't it."

"Mind if I read a little?"

"Charley horse! Charley horse! Charley horse! Charleee!!"

Menage a Paws.

"Last night we watched three movies back to back. I was the one facing the telly."

'Yes, it's very nice. But, that isn't what I meant when I asked you to be more creative, in bed.'

"I slept funny!"

"Perhaps you'd be able to sleep better if you pajamas weren't so loud."

"I blacked out for ten minutes this morning - Then I realised I had put my hoodie on backwards."

Man's dentures hold cigar.

'It's really nothing - Looks like baby boomer age spots.'

"Why can't you just read in bed?"

Overnight Programming

'Instead of a bedtime story, I'm going to read you my company's report for the third quarter.'

'...and another thing. You're very selfish.'

"Read me that story that puts you to sleep so I can play in the internet."

Brrr...for the last time! Keep your cold feet on your side of the bed!

For those difficult bedtimes Sheryl relied on the bedtime reel.

'Sneaks into house late at night' Venn Diagram

"I see a huge spider on the wall ... whatever you do, do not move!"