Nighttime Bibliophile Gifts

Books vs. Phones

"Talk nerdy to me."

Paul Ree

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Man reading in lamp

Man using light to shield his eyes.

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

Support your local bookstore

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

Warlock reads book entitled; 'The Joy of Sects'.

'Well yes, I think it does matter whether the moon is the wrong way round!'

Literary Lunch

First library card

"Surely they can't all be tell-alls..."

'It just turned tomorrow.'

"And, if you'd like something to read, we have books on tap."

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

Harry knew that his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was over.

Library bus

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

Man in bedclothes reading in a bookshop.

Dark Mode

"Bill and I are readers."

It's

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

Pop-up Book of Missiles

A man reading a book entitled "The Riot Act" in bed.