Nighttime Bibliophile Pillows

Books vs. Phones

"Talk nerdy to me."

Paul Ree

'The pile of unread books by the bed looks bigger than the futon...'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

"Tell me the fairytale about the economy."

' Sheesh! I think people are getting tired of hearing those fables of Aesop's

Man reading in lamp

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Man using light to shield his eyes.

The Invention of Reading in Bed.

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

Support your local bookstore

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

'Well yes, I think it does matter whether the moon is the wrong way round!'

Warlock reads book entitled; 'The Joy of Sects'.

Literary Lunch

First library card

"Surely they can't all be tell-alls..."

"And, if you'd like something to read, we have books on tap."

'It just turned tomorrow.'

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

Library bus

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

Man in bedclothes reading in a bookshop.

"Bill and I are readers."

Dark Mode

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

Pop-up Book of Missiles

A man reading a book entitled "The Riot Act" in bed.

'Don't wait up - I'll probably doze off in the book bunker.'