Nighttime Bookworms Pillows

Man using light to shield his eyes.

Big Bang Theory.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Multi-Generational Books

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

Lord George brings news of the debate

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Jorge Luis Borges

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

Thomas Keneally

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

William Wordsworth

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

Books 'n' Carrots

Reading in the rain.

Geoffrey Chaucer

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

'This is my friend Kate, a publisher of non-fiction, and that's her husband, non-Kate.'