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Man using light to shield his eyes.

Big Bang Theory.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Home Sweet Home

Multi-Generational Books

Lord George brings news of the debate

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Jorge Luis Borges

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

In my day, they didn

Thomas Keneally

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

William Wordsworth

Reading in the rain.

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

We never fly anywhere anymore.

Books 'n' Carrots

"Stop calling everything Kafka-esque

Geoffrey Chaucer

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

Agatha Christie

Campus Library. How was your Russian poetry class? Rhyme and punishment.