Bedtime Bookworms Pillows

"Come and get me, coppers!"

Big Bang Theory.

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Home Sweet Home

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

Multi-Generational Books

Lord George brings news of the debate

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

"Mommy usually reads me a story, then slips me a twenty."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

Jorge Luis Borges

"Your princess voice is kind of patronizing."

Thomas Keneally

Bedtime story.

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

In my day, they didn

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'The end. Well, time for bed. What are you writing?'

My child is a genius.

'Read me 'Br'er Rabbit again and this time leave out the southern accent.'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

Book editor tells Jesus legal says he can't use title 'Greatest Story Ever Told'.

William Wordsworth

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

We never fly anywhere anymore.

Books 'n' Carrots

Reading in the rain.

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

Geoffrey Chaucer