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"What are they saying Pop's?"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No cheating'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

'Damn early birds.'

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

"Good night!"

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

"Good . . . no read the next line."

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."

'Another unsolved problem - where the money come from to run this place.'

'A Good Job of It!'