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"What are they saying Pop's?"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No cheating'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

"You're right. This is better than sex."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'We discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star of just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'Damn early birds.'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"I don't even know when late night begins anymore."

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

"E"

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'Sit down, Dave. You're not impressing anyone with your new laser-eye treatment.'

"Good . . . no read the next line."

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

"Good night!"

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

'It's all very well this 'The early bird catches the Worm' business, but I'm nocturnal...'

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

Optometry

"Well Mr. Bisley, your test results are off the scale. . !"

'Nobody move! I've lost a contact.'

Not a morning person.

"That's the strongest teeth whitener we carry. Smile in the dark and your mouth becomes a night light."