Night Sky Tippler Pillows

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

Dog Howling the Moon way

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

"Another nightmare?"

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

"Yes we have dollar drafts, no you can't use your own glass."

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

Entry level astronomer...

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

The dark side of the moon

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

Phases of the moon.

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

The Great Teddy Bear

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'