Night Sky Tippler Mugs

"Say, do you have the correct moon-phase?"

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Dog Howling the Moon way

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Another nightmare?"

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

Entry level astronomer...

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

The dark side of the moon

"This wasn't me, it was the bottle talking."

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

Phases of the moon.

The Star Gazer

"... Yes, I know there's a hole in your ceiling. Why do you think we're called, the star view motel?"

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

'This one's called 'Towel stealer'. It's a guest beer.'

Man covering one eye looking at the moon.

The Great Teddy Bear