Night Sky Nerd Pillows

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Swinging on a star.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Dog Howling the Moon way

"I don't like space."

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Romantic Moon

"The Cheshire Cactus"

First Contact

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

Programmer Dreams

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"Another nightmare?"

Skimming out star reflections

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

'Who put that thing there?'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'