Night Sky Nerd Gifts

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Swinging on a star.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Dog Howling the Moon way

"I don't like space."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

First Contact

Romantic Moon

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"Another nightmare?"

Programmer Dreams

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Skimming out star reflections

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

For years the government has hidden the existence of Apollo 10 1/2...The embarrassing mission that got almost all the way to the moon before they realized they had forgotten the flag.

'Who put that thing there?'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'Bad news, fellas... it's inventory time.'