Night Sky Narrator Gifts

'Due to a series of gravitational lenses, all the stars we observe over there...are realy over there.'

Swinging on a star.

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

Imagination Navigation.

'Which one is named after me?'

Dog Howling the Moon way

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"I don't like space."

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Romantic Moon

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"I guess it's no big deal anymore."

'They wanna know how many we seen tonight. How many you seen, Roy?' 'Well, here's quite a few tonight, Carl.'

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'I love looking at the stars. I think of us as celestial paparazzi.'

Skimming out star reflections

'Face facts, Lenny †your boomerang is not coming back.'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

'I've had a report of a peeping tom.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'The princess won the lottery and lived even more happily ever after.'

'Wow! Did you see who just flitted past? Count Dracula!'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

"Papi! There's a lunar eclipse tonight at 2:47 in the morning!"

"Even though we work with enormous numbers, a zillion just doesn't tell us very much."

Moon Romance

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

"I don't know—maybe we could look at something besides Canis Major tonight?"

The Dark Side of the Moon.

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."