Night Security Pillows

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

The Anti-Agent

UK border controls relaxed.

High security Santa's grotto

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"He's a guard dog."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

No Soliciting

"I see you've security marked your property."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

AI Safety Officer

"Beware of Don"

''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'

Scarecrows guarding a field

Moulin Rouge Security

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

Mou...Man trap!

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."