Nickname Navigator Gifts

You're looking for someone with gravitas? They used to call me 'lead ass' in the army!

"I'm a bit concerned the staff don't respect me, they've given me a nickname."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Touché"

"I am not asking for directions."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Saved...life is good!

Moustached gentleman

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."