Name Navigator Gifts

"Remember- we want her to stand out and fit in."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"How do you spell that?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I am not asking for directions."

Better times ahead.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

'How many fingers do you see?'

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"