Nickname Chuckler Gifts

"Actually, I got my nickname because I live in a loft."

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

The Big Four debate banking ethics

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"Here's the problem. Your computer isn't obsolete, you are."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Keyboard in Heaven

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'Everyone's a stand-up comic these days.'

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

'Bless you!'

'Does the suicide clause apply if he eats himself to death?'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

"I keep getting into a flap."

'Time's up, chuckles.'

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

-What did the carrot say to the onion? -What? -Nothing, vegetables don't talk!

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"

Is it true that all cats are free thinkers? Yeah, we can't stand dogma.

Thank God for the misfits and dregs of society!

"I've found it the easiest way to administer nose drops!"

'Hey - I was in line first! There you go again...messing up the pecking order!'