Nhs Buff Pillows

'I've got a blister on my little toe.' - 'Is it infected?' - 'Not really.' - 'Just put a plaster on it, then.' - 'Would I be eligible for 'shop mobility' in the mean time?' - 'Get out!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"We need to update your entire operating system."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

'The doctors all tell me that you have great medical insurance. They think your coverage might last through most of the tests that they have scheduled.'

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Man with arrow in back - "We're going to run some tests to see if it's psychosomatic."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Presenter Auditions.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'Fred, with the market off over 500 points, we thought we might modify your call-in program today.'

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"Welcome to 'All About the Media,' where members of the media discuss the role of the media in media coverage of the media."

First clue that the latest medical breakthrough isn't quite there yet - 'Don't worry, I had the same thing...'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

ANd the Oscar for the best special side effects goes to ASTRAZENECA!

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'If the following program sounds silly, it's because it's a a paid political announcement....'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

'Day is day and night is night. That's the opinion of the management of this station. Here with a rebuttal, is attorney...'

'I know just how you feel.'

Our 4 Branches of Government

"Relax, I'm only hear to see my osteopath."