Nft Nerd Gifts

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

WiFi Signals

Obsession with the Internet.

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

My other cello is a Stradivari

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Gloat

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"Yo, this should be a two."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Cliff Notes

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Why giraffes hate winter

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."