Nft Collectors Gifts

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Clown on bike.

Hay Rides $10

"Recalculating route..."

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

A crab with a utility knife claw

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Lavatory Waterfall

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

Newest items from the cooler image

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

House sale.

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.