Nft Collectors Pillows

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

Clown on bike.

Hay Rides $10

"Recalculating route..."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Fossil record player.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Lavatory Waterfall

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

Med School Mascots.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Monkey Business

Newest items from the cooler image

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

House sale.

'When you said you were a bee keeper...'