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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

WiFi Signals

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Obsession with the Internet.

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Gloat

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

"Yo, this should be a two."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Why giraffes hate winter

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."