Nfts Pillows

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Help! This guy has been talking about cryptocurrency and NFT's for an hour!"

Don?t Sell High Anxiety Short

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Where's your nose?"

People and robots

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"I can hardly wait for him to start leading a life of quiet desperation."

'That kid! He forgot it again!'

"Geese fly in a V, son--attorneys fly in a wedge."

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'I'm here, Mom, hanging out with some friends.'

You and your alternative pregnancy.

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

'He followed me home. Can I keep him, mum? Can I?'

"No more nuts and bolts for you!"

The Pessimist, the Optimist and the Obamamist.

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

We'll be paying for his recovery for generations.

'Congratulations! It's an omelette!'

"I'll explain later."

Boho Bribes

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Gym. I'm not sweating --- My muscles are crying!

'Hello? Animal control?'

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

'Yeah, my Mum is a clean-freak too: I have to wash my food before I eat it...'

'No kid, I don't remember your mother! Christ, I've impregnated DOZENS of test-tubes!'