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"Help! This guy has been talking about cryptocurrency and NFT's for an hour!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

I love Museum Shops

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

Wifi Peacock

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

'I have a big inferiority complex. I don't have a website.'

'Halt! User name and password.'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'