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My Latest N.F.T.

"Help! This guy has been talking about cryptocurrency and NFT's for an hour!"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

I love Museum Shops

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"That news you're reading is 24 hours old. I can get it 23 hours and 57 minutes sooner online."

Wifi Peacock

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

"No Nobel Prize in economics fro crypto, again."

"If you want to know why I fired you, you can subscribe to my blog."

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'I have a big inferiority complex. I don't have a website.'

'Halt! User name and password.'

Some people like coming home to a dog. Carly preferred an 8 piece funk brass band.

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

'Today we learned if it ain't on Google, it ain't worth knowing.'

"Eat those veggies or I'll change the wifi password."

"It's a new start up, a radical new way of printing money!"

'Your North Pole is wobbling - you should see a spin doctor.'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.