Nft Visionary T-Shirts

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Do me next."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Non Thought For The Day.

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

DACA

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Lost and Profound.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

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"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

The return of Miss Subways

Solar Cars

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

"An inflatable dome will allow us to live on other planets."

Louise Glück