Nft Visionary T-Shirts

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

"Do me next."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I don't like to take chances.'

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Non Thought For The Day.

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

DACA

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Third Option

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

Lost and Profound.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

The return of Miss Subways

Solar Cars

Start up

Your start-up team

"One soft drink and eleven stiff drinks."

"We find the defendant 'guilty', …. not that there's anything wrong with that."

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'I thought I'd put in the details later.'

'This is wonderful. It will help millions of people.'

"My dad's been on my case...he says I should be preparing for my future career. But what kind of training can I get here for a job that's tough, will make tons of money and highlight my incredible bod?"

'I'm afraid we're not authorized to do that, sir.'

"An inflatable dome will allow us to live on other planets."

Nursery Careers Service. Careers teacher tells toddler: 'Astronaut training would give you something to fall back on, if the jungle explorer job fell through.'