Nft Novice Gifts

"Your lessons on crypto and NFT's. . . priceless!"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"First time pruning?"

Today we learned to count to one.

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"Triple whammy."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

Look, dork, I won't ask again. Will you help me use a computer? Maybe. What for? Internet Scrabble. I hear it is possible to play – what is the word? Online? I should like to send data over cyberspace. Through cyberspace.

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

'I'd join Twitter, but I'm worried I'll make a hash of it.'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

'Hey, this is nice! You should see my starter cave!'

Dear Mr Rembrandt, thanks for the link to the server where the data of your painting is located. I have transferred the 45.000 euros. Trading on NFT platforms is not as dubious as some old-fashioned folks say.

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Banking, booking flights, shopping - there's no limit to what he can't do on the internet."

'Hey, Pete - I found a set of tracks.'

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

"Of course he's not our son. You wanted me to change the baby, didn't you?"

'There's nothing wrong with your cognitive abilities. All investors have short memories.'