Nfl Player Pillows

'Not scream, you morons! I said screen pass! Set up a screen pass!'

'They're gonna punt. ... Release the special teams.'

'Well, he's got all the right tools, but the big question remains: Can he play quarterback in the NFL?'

Tom Brady retires after finally seeing his shadow

Would Obama let his son go to war?

'Go out and win one to maintain your current lifestyles.'

'I used to play football for the love of the game. But now, in the pros, it's all just one big business.'

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

If nobody had invented graphics

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Punt Cake

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Bears

A married couple share the same pole vault.

The best PE teacher in the World.

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Uptight End"

Win - win

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

HR - Helping Relationships