Newsletter Subscriber Gifts

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

US election postal vote controversy

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

American Venn diagram

The birth of junk mail.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

Dangerous Trumpism

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

Flu Drugs.

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

'Hey, we wanted budget cuts, we got budget cuts.'

Subpoena-of-the-Month Club

Improvised Election Device.

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

USA-Russia ties.

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

Waste disposal

"Obama planted it."

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

Daddy finished his review of your Christmas Newsletter.

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

Trump's time is running out