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'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

US election postal vote controversy

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Best Seller in Washington D.C.: Politics for dummies

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

American Venn diagram

The birth of junk mail.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

UK Public Opposition To War On Iraq

Tax Stop: Your money to the IRS. . . Wealthy money to tax free places.

What is the difference between a migrant and a refugee?

Flu Drugs.

'It's the slump - looks like he's about to evolve it into a double-dip!'

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

Remain calm, we need to talk. We don't want to alarm you. Run for your life! Oh boy. The economic news is not good. It's apocalyptic. We both lived through the depression. More like barely survived. We're seeing parallels -- lack of government investment, no-tax policies ... Fire, disease, bad cellphone coverage ... You're enjoying this too much. you said I could. Spend cautiously, Rudy. Have a back-up plan. Sell your gadgets, buy canned goods. Oh boy.

Dangerous Trumpism

'Hey, we wanted budget cuts, we got budget cuts.'

USA-Russia ties.

Improvised Election Device.

Waste disposal

"Maybe this is insignificant, what with everything going on in the world, but do we have a fire extinguisher?"

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

It's so quiet. Listen to the sounds of nature! Pound pound thump. Pound thunk. Human nature.

"Obama planted it."

'And now, an NBS News Special Investigative Report: Why doesn't President Obama get the respect and support he deserves?'

Subpoena-of-the-Month Club

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

"I subscribed to a collector's magazine! It has great interviews with big-time collectors who buy the world's rarest treasures."

"I'm Boris Johnson's new senior political adviser. . ."