News Writer Gifts

Sign says Daily News: Read it for free online: Journalists wonder 'Where did it all go wrong?'

Docu-Drama News

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

Press Freedom

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

Man Reading Laptop.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

2020 Swiss barmy knife

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Journalism student ponders which course he wants to major in.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.'

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'

"And in what could be the biggest development for Hispanics in the history of the United States...hold it...I've just been told Hispanic Heritage Month is officially over. When we come back...hidden cameras in bathrooms! Only on the news at 5!"

'Here's our business editor to talk s**t to us for five minutes'

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Who Are You Going to Believe, Us Or Your Lying Eyes and Ears?

'Vote for me because my Super PAC raised lots more money than my opponent's Super PAC.'