Newswriter Gifts

"Sure it can be difficult to make up such crazy ideas for my stories. But that's what it takes to be a successful journalist."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Good boy."

British savings accounts

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Welcome to the future"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Lynching on social media

Hate Platforms

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"You're fired."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

Support the Ex-Troops

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Squeezing the Free Press.

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"