News Editor's Nightmare Gifts

"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Trump Poutine

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Fear of news.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

Freedom of Speech

Corporate Greed.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

All-Purpose Obamatoon

Who Are You Going to Believe, Us Or Your Lying Eyes and Ears?

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

Pickle

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

"Tell me again. Is this guy the newsman or the newsmaker?"

"D'you have any porn porn?"

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

'Here's veteran pundit Edwin Shrock to sound off og whether any other pundits actually know what they're talking about...'

We can't hear you! We can't see you! We can't hear you!

'Trading was active in rumors, today...'

"This is not good at all!"

'That damn racial scandal.'

Victims of War

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

You know what I like best about fake news, Randy? It can be crazy and have shady sources and be obviously nothing but nonsense, and it'll still be believed. Like that fake story about Saddam Hussein and those weapons of mass destruction and stuff. Fake news is only "fake news" if it's not from people who say they're real news. You can't tell me Wolf Blitzer's beard is real.

LEV Trump

Self made dictator Putin

What?