News Editor's Nightmare Pillows

"Are you feeling okay, Dennis? Your obituary is in the paper."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Trump Poutine

Fear of news.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

BREAKING FAKE NEWS

Corporate Greed.

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Freedom of Speech

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"Political cartoons that make people think? Are you crazy? We don't want to distract our readers from the weather forecast, the horoscope and the advertisements!"

"What kind of politician would I be if I didn't politicize this crisis?"

"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."

'Hey look I got a free newspaper with my wallchart of north sea molluscs aand DVD of elbow stretching excercises.'

'Trading was active in rumors, today...'

"D'you have any porn porn?"

We can't hear you! We can't see you! We can't hear you!

"This is not good at all!"

"Tell me again. Is this guy the newsman or the newsmaker?"

'That damn racial scandal.'

'Here's veteran pundit Edwin Shrock to sound off og whether any other pundits actually know what they're talking about...'

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

"Three years running 'fake news' websites? You're just what we're looking for!"

"Papers late again, Murphy?"

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