News Executive Gifts

Squeezing the Free Press.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'If only every year was an election year.'

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Newspaper suicide.

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

"We end our Newscast with a happy story tonight."

'We've gone over your budget very carefully, Mr Thorne. Unfortunately the network does not sell 7-second spots.'

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

TV Situations vacant.

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"It's been done, but I don't think it's been redone."

News Reporters.

"The show's a big hit, but a little too risque. It's not worth the aggravation we're getting from the watchdog groups."

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

And here is the day's news that we are going shove down your throat.

'The following government propaganda will be simulcast on all TV and cable networks under relaxed media ownership rules...'