"I'll have my article pulled together in no time."
Newspaper Editor Gifts
Looking for a gift for a newspaper editor? Explore our collection of clever and amusing products designed to appreciate their sharp eye for detail and dedication to the craft. Perfect for adding some humor to their busy days or celebrating their important work.
'Tiling a Bathroom for a Crossword Puzzle Editor.'
Puzzle editor with a maze to his desk.
All the News That's Printed to Fit
Hoaxer James Bennett (NY Herald Editor) as 'The Funny Little Boy in Trouble'
'And this is my dad. He's the wine critic for The Herald and he can drink your dads under the table.'
"How come people die in alphabetical order...?"
Sports headlines: Coach Kills Clock In Final Minutes.
'700,000 killed and millions injured... and now, here's Lenny with the lighter side of the news.'
Freedom of Speech
"Oh, oh - looks like you got a pretty bad review from that poodle who writes for the Globe."
"Looks like another major newspaper chain merger. . ."
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Copycats
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
Squeezing the Free Press.
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
Thru versus Through Traffic
"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."
"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."
Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'
First Novels.
Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
Reading my Critics
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
A Copy Editor and His Dog
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."
Punctuation Police
"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"
Someone who knows apostrophes
Newspaper Editor Gifts Collection
Newspaper Editor Mugs
Discover more witty and amusing mugs perfect for newspaper editors. Brighten their mornings with a humorous touch that celebrates their editing expertise.
Newspaper Editor Pillows
Find amusing and stylish pillows for newspaper editors. A cozy way to bring some humor and personality to their space.
Newspaper Editor Prints
Browse our selection of artistic prints that honor newspaper editors. A perfect gift to add some personality and humor to their office or home.
Newspaper Editor T-Shirts
Explore our collection of clever t-shirts for newspaper editors. Perfect for showcasing their pride and adding humor to their everyday wardrobe.