Magazine Editor Gifts

In Trays titled: 'In', 'Out' and 'Back in Again'.

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

Humility Monthly magazine: Featuring Our Person of the Year, Bud Blevins!

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

Magazines.

"I think it's unquestionably the finest letter you've ever written to the 'Yale Alumni Magazine.'"

"Mr Brown's office? Thirty metres down the corridor then take a dogleg to the right."

Ian Hislop.

Not 'Time' or 'Newsweek' yet, Sire — but you made the cover of 'Dungeons and Dragons'!

Hugh Hefner

Who Wore It Best?

'We have only the current periodicals. For other issues, you might try the doctor's waiting room next door.'

FAD fashion mag: Trays on desk read: In/So Not In.

The eighty-five year old half-blind man that always ran the paper shop had taken his first day off in thirty-five years'

NeighWoof.

Fashion Publishing: In tray - Outre.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'I'm going to Mount Jordan.'

"Look how styles change. I've been asked to pose for Vogue."

"I'd like to buy your subscription list to check for changes of address."

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

"I won! My reader survey for Custom Cruiser Magazine was the first one returned! The editor is coming to town next week to take picture of my lowrider for the May issues."

"We can be proud! We have been awarded the title 'Formerly important magazine with outstanding stories and great cartoons'!"

True confession

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.

"Just look, boss! There are people who take my stories seriously!"

"I hate country living-I just like country-living magazines."

Fashion Weekly

"I won't attend a benefit unless I know it's for a worthwhile photo spread."

Deviated Septum

Suddenly You're a Bad Person

"I tried to get a cartoon in The New Yorker."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Alien Beauty Magazine

I'm in a Beatles-inspired band with a few buddies. One guy is a software engineer who wrote a song about a lengthy, convoluted program. It's called the "The Long and Winding Code." The magazine editor wrote a song about checking articles for accuracy. It's titled "Facts Man." And there's a song by the factory foreman about sullen workers tightening nuts all day. It's call "Twist and Pout." You should do a song warning about the wordplay. We have one! The title is "Here Comes the Pun"!