"Our panel consists of the managing editor of Interveen, the founder of PolitiCan, and the economic analyst for J2 News. My first question is: what the hell is Interveen, Politican and J2 News?"
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'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'
"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."
Copycats
"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."
Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?
Squeezing the Free Press.
"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."
It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
Thru versus Through Traffic
"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."
"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.
Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'
First Novels.
Reading my Critics
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
Punctuation Police
"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"
A Copy Editor and His Dog
Someone who knows apostrophes
'The good news is I had a very good year.'
"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."
"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."
"Damn - another letter to the editor."
"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."
Press Freedom
Freind: 'Misspelled, anything helps.'
'Roget it's fantastic, superb, extraordinary...where on earth did you get the idea?'
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