News Analysis Gifts

'We'll be back, after this commercial break, with more reasons why its not safe to leave your house.'

Tells it like it was, Tells it like it is, Tells it like it will be.

Comparing the headlines of three different New York based newspapers.

'You've got bad news? Hey, that's good news!'

Information and Still don't get it.

Test your media savvy!

TV News is a Lie.

"Do you want to watch the, 'everything's terrible' cable news or the, 'everything's wonderful' cable news?"

"The following emergency weather bulletin is brought to you by the folks at Gargantua Insurance Company. For a fast, friendly quote on coverage for your imminent natural disaster, call us, toll free..."

"They love talking politics. But listening politics is a different story."

"The media should...keep its mouth shut and just listen for awhile."

'So we tell the media our board has lost all scruples, but is willing to do some handwringing on Newsnight.'

Victims of War

"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling..."

'I'm for tax breaks for people who really don't need them, because that's where the big campaign money is!'

"How do I feel? I feel that your question is trivial, courts sensationalism, and is designed to appeal to appallingly base instincts. Additionally, it demeans my intelligence. Next question."

Slow News Day: Budgie Caged

Campaign 2016

Shooting mainstream media down.

'The economy picked up this quarter, led by disaster relief management, anti-terrorism, security services, bankruptcies, medical malpractice claims...'

Your Choice...Local News/Fake News

The News

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"And that was the news, stay tuned... After the break we'll cross over to Brad for alternate versions of those very same stories."

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

Lies on social media

"Russian trolls are creating misinformation: They say, in return for U.S. arms, Ukraine wants to become our 51st state and vote to end filibusters."

2020 Election Predictions

News Headline Reads - 'Man Bites Feral Media'.

The first accurate poll.

'You only say that because you're a television set!'

So much to be cross about, so little time.

Annoy the media - Re-Elect Bush

Look At The Bright Side

"We need a cancer story for page 6, a 'cure' this time, we had two 'causes' last week. If you can link it with sex that's a double win!"