Newlywed Gamer Pillows

Wedding cake problems.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"You may now kiss the bride."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

'The game went into extra innings.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

Just Married

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

"To the nearest barbershop, John."

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

Roll Playing Game

Man on desert island with a chess set.

"Could I borrow a cup of flour and your biscuit recipe?"

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

Disagreeing with the ref's decision.

"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."

"What - you can't fly and you can't lay eggs??! And you say that now?!"

"Oh, Harold would never divorce me. I hold the key to his heart. . . and one to a certain safety deposit box!"

"Sigh! Twins have all the fun!"

Noughts and crosses.

"The company that makes the 'Call of Duty' game licensed my life story..."

Just harried.

Cupid gets an upgrade

BINGO HALL: 'Say, isn't that big Ed the trucker?!' 'I was off by one number! Sniff! By one lousy number' 'Now, now, dear! It can happen to the best of men! Have another tissue!'