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Wedding cake problems.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"You may now kiss the bride."

Noughts and crosses hugging and kissing.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"I'm incredibly happy - must be the medication speaking."

Wedding cake figurines has a husband playing a video game.

'The game went into extra innings.'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

X. O. Whaddaya say we take a break from tic-tac-toe for some hugs 'n' kisses?

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

Just Married

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

"To the nearest barbershop, John."

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

Roll Playing Game

Man on desert island with a chess set.

"Could I borrow a cup of flour and your biscuit recipe?"

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

Disagreeing with the ref's decision.

"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."

"What - you can't fly and you can't lay eggs??! And you say that now?!"

Just noisy.

"Oh, Harold would never divorce me. I hold the key to his heart. . . and one to a certain safety deposit box!"

"Sigh! Twins have all the fun!"

"My mom will only let me play Angry Birds if they're passive aggressive."

Noughts and crosses.

"The company that makes the 'Call of Duty' game licensed my life story..."

'But do you love me more than 'words with friends'?'

Just harried.

Cupid gets an upgrade