Newly Wealthy Gifts

We Talked More When You Weren't Rich

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Moving in

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

Bouncing baby

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

'I'll say this for you young Thoreu - he certainly does make good use of his pond.'

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Baby it's cold outside.

"What does our sessions give you?"

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"I'm not his mom anymore—now I'm his life coach."

'What I wouldn't give to be a lager lout again!'

"These hostas are out of control!"

"We've only been married three years and she's already giving me gbh of the ear 'oles."

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"Whoa, someone's been doing some gathering."

Lockdown Babies

'Frank, promise me you'll never let the magic go out of our marriage.'

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

"Heavens, what have I done?!"

'Darling...our first audit!'

"Please stop using the phrase, 'I wasn't born yesterday'."

Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...

"Martin seems to be happy here, but wait 'til he's been here a day."

A drone carries a baby like a stork.